Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock! Dragon’s all over my damn jock! I tell him to leave me alone. He says hell no he won’t go.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock! Dragon’s got me all strapped on stress. I asked him why he’s festering me? He responded by saying I don’t know. I didn’t have any other shit to do.
TIck-Tock, ti…Oh, god! I can’t believe Shakeem’s got me doing this shit! I told him that i hate this random, rant, bullshit but, he don’t listen! What he needs is a swift kick in the buttocks! I got him and Dragon breathing down my neck! Can i get some relief please?! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant! Stay tune for chapter 15: Coming Soon to a web site near you and remember. Dunkin Skids Lives Forever!
Dunkin has done it again. He has put Dragon’s head to bed once more. However, as long as his rages continue to plague him; his demon will return. So in order to fight this threat and get back to his daughter, Dunkin creates in his mind an image of Kim who represents the optimistic side of his personality. She is there to give him hope and fight Dragon. With his mind, now clear, Dunkin can continue his quest to get the hell out of Mount Saint What The Fuck, find Kim, and put Goddamn City behind them forever. Shakeem Winn presents the next chapter in the Dunkin Skids saga. Dunkin Skids Book One Chapter 14: A New Genesis. And remember Skid-Heads; Dunkin Skids lives forever!
So. Here I’am sitting by myself in this freak show, waiting to be fed like some goddamn rabbit hung out to dry in the clink. I know their doing it on purpose. That orderly is still pissed at me for biting him. It’s cool cause i gotta friend coming to visit soon and, i know she’s gonna bring some food for me. I think the next time i see that over grown poster boy for security guards; i’ll bite his tongue out of his mouth! This has been a DUNKIN SKIDS DAILY RANT!
Whassup peoples. Dunkin Skids is back and ready to kick some major mental ass. In the last episode; Dragon had me by the balls. I mean. I was literally ready to do something really stupid but, as i said before; i’m never alone. Sit back and enjoy the conclusion to our two parter, DUNKIN SKIDS BOOK ONE CHAPTER 13: ILLUMINATING THE DARKNESS part 2! Dunkin Skids lives forever!
They think they can hold me in this fucking nut house. They think they have me sit here in the darkness and i’ll fade away into nothingness. Well, you know what i say to that? Bulllllllshit! I’m Dunkin Skids dammit! Born and raised in the heart of Goddamn City. No way in hell i’m gonna let these assholes take me down. I’ll tell you all what i’m gonna do. I’m gonna play it straight. I’m gonna find out where the hell they’re keeping Kim. When i do, i’m gonna bust outta here and i’m gonna get my kid back and nothing, nothing is gonna stand in my way!
I can’t get that damn dragon outta’ my head. He’s like a student loan officer. He refuses to leave me alone. He’s talking to me all the time. I can’t take a piss without hearing him spoutin’ off about something. Damn demon! This has been a Dunkin Skids daily rant. The continuation of chapter 13 coming Sunday! Dunkin Skids lives forever.
Alright Skid-Heads! This is a big one. In fact, this chapter is so fucking big; it has to be split into two parts! It’s more than big. It’s friggin’ epic! Dragon has returned to reclaim Dunkin through false, glad, tidings. Dunkin, having lost his daughter and in the mental institution known as Mount St. What The Fuck?, decides to embrace his old ways in order to get free and find Kim. However, a voice from a distance begs him to stay his hand. Who is it you ask? Yeah, right. Like i’m really gonna tell you guys who it is. Just read as i present the first of a two parter. “Illuminating The Darkness part one” Enjoy and remember, Dunkin Skids lives forever!
Hello Skid-heads. As you all know Dunkin isn’t doing so well. He’s caged in an mental institution with no explanation as to why. His daughter is nowhere to be found and the thoughts of failure and hopelessness are beginning to sink in. These ingredients are dangerous for an ex-junkie like Dunkin because when such ingredients mix together, they stir up old desires that manifest into an older enemy. Shakeem Winn presents the next installment to the Dunkin Skid saga. Dunkin Skids Book One Chapter 12:Failures Grip! And Remember, Dunkin Skids lives forever!