Hello Skid Heads! Shakeem Winn here. In the newest installment of Origins which is chapter 19 of the Dunkin Skids saga. Our hero is finally brought into the world kicking and screaming. This completely drains his mother. However, nothing will prepare you for what happens next. Stay tune and, remember that, Dunkin Skids lives forever!
Check this shit out. I continue to tell doctor Ashley about my life story or whatever you wanna call it and, she just sits there in a daze like she’s stuck in the land of Googamoo. So, I tell the mini bitch “you can either listen to whatever I have to say or I can say see ya and I’d hate ta’ be ya!” I’m trying to do whatever I have to do in order to get Kim back and, the good doctor wants to sleep on company time! Bulllllshit. This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant.
Goddamn it! I’ve been in this crazy house thirty days already and there’s no sign of these asshole, administrators, ever letting me out of here! I have to get out. I have to find Kim and we have to get the fuck outta’ here! I just don’t know how yet. Where the hell is that she-male who visited last month. Why hasn’t he/she visited me yet? I’m ready to listen to the message he/she was spewing all those days ago. Girly-man needs to come back and I mean now! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant! Catch the next installment coming next week. Dunkin Skids lives forever!
This is Shakeem Winn inviting you all to another dose of Dunkin Skids! In the last installment, Dunkin began the tale of his origins which began in the ghettos of Eco-Stuy now known as Goddamn City. In the latest entry we meet Dunkin’s parents Bernie and Angie Skids. It is on the eve of our hero’s birth and the skids are only minutes away from the local hospital. Angie is in excruciating pain as she begins the process of giving birth to a modern-day legend. Check back soon to see what happens as if you didn’t already know. Dunkin Skids lives forever!