So, let me tell you all about some bullshit that happened to me today. I had to tell my doctor to go fuck off! The son of a bitch deserved it. He doesn’t listen to me at all. The motherfucker literally fell asleep as I was telling him my problems. What a douchebag. I can’t wait to get the hell outta’ here! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant.
So, check this shit out. I’m in Mt. Saint What the Fuck, right? Minding my own business. When all of a sudden, this Calcutta-looking-motherfucker comes up to me and literally asks me to get high with him. I said. “Yo! Hamey, Kamey-Ha. What makes you think I wanna get high?” He told me, I had the look of the junkie in my eyes. Now, I’m not gonna’ lie. I almost slapped the shit outta’ him for saying that. I hate it when dudes or chicks try to read my ass like, they got me all figured out. I was tempted, though. I ain’t gonna’ front. Fucking Kamey, Hamey-Ha.
Hello friends of the Shakverse. This is Shakeem Winn. The creator of Dunkin Skids Book One: There Be Dragons web comic series. Just wanted to let you all know that in two weeks our favourite Mouse-Cat will have his own podcast! Now you can hear how Dunkin rants and raves in all his explicit splendor. Be there or be square and remember. Dunkin Skids lives forever!
The battle for young Dunkin’s soul rages on! Our hero has reservations about committing robbery once more. However, his friends are now ordering him to see the dastardly deed done. Shakeem Winn and Mythic Eye Publications presents part 2 of the Birth of an Asshole saga! Remember. Always remember. Dunkin Skids lives forever!