THE DUNKIN SKIDS RANDOM RANT: I HATE THIS SHIT!

Dunkin Runing From DragonSo, check this shit out. I’m in Mt. Saint What the Fuck, right? Minding my own business. When all of a sudden, this Calcutta-looking-motherfucker comes up to me and literally asks me to get high with him. I said. “Yo! Hamey, Kamey-Ha. What makes you think I wanna get high?” He told me, I had the look of the junkie in my eyes. Now, I’m not gonna’ lie. I almost slapped the shit outta’ him for saying that. I hate it when dudes or chicks try to read my ass like, they got me all figured out. I was tempted, though. I ain’t gonna’ front. Fucking Kamey, Hamey-Ha.

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COMING SOON: THE DUNKIN SKIDS RANDOM RANT PODCAST!

Dunkin and KimHello friends of the Shakverse. This is Shakeem Winn. The creator of Dunkin Skids Book One: There Be Dragons web comic series. Just wanted to let you all know that in two weeks our favourite Mouse-Cat will have his own podcast! Now you can hear how Dunkin rants and raves in all his explicit splendor. Be there or be square and remember. Dunkin Skids lives forever!

KASNIAN STAR AND THE LEGACY OF KOUROS CHAPTER FOUR: The Eye of Kouros Part Five

KASNIAN STAR AND THE LEGACY OF KOUROS CHAPTER FOUR: The Eye of Kouros Part Five.

DUNKIN SKIDS BOOK ONE CHAPTER 20: BIRTH OF AN ASSHOLE Part 2

pageThe battle for young Dunkin’s soul rages on! Our hero has reservations about committing robbery once more. However, his friends are now ordering him to see the dastardly deed done. Shakeem Winn and Mythic Eye Publications presents part 2 of the Birth of an Asshole saga! Remember. Always remember. Dunkin Skids lives forever!

THE DUNKIN SKIDS RANDOM RANT: I HATE THIS SHIT!

Dunkin Runing From DragonHere we fucking go again! Dragon is back and he won’t leave me alone. Oh lord. He’s got my taste buds a buzzing for the dope again. Oh shit! I need a fix. Worse than that, my balls are tickling me as well. It all started when I saw this new patient in “What the Fuck I ain’t gonna lie. She looks like she’s hurtin’ for a motherfucking squirtin’! (laugh out loud) All seriousness. I gotta’ keep shit together so, I can get my daughter back. It’s fucking hard, though. All I wanna do is fuck, get high and fuck some more. Man. It ain’t easy being Dunkin Skids! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!

THE DUNKIN SKIDS RANDOM RANT: I HATE THIS SHIT!

dunkin skids the demon stareI saw the psychologist again. It’s been awhile. I heard she didn’t wanna’ see me because I had “Bumpey Dick.” I heard it gave her a case of nausea. Well, get over it lady! Better yet. Get over yourself! you wasn’t the one walking around with it. I was! The bitch just needs to do her job and help me get Kim back! She’d better. If she knows whats good for her. This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant.

THE DUNKIN SKIDS RANDOM RANT: I HATE THIS SHIT!

dunkin skids 3My case of “Bumpey Dick” is gone. I have mixed feelings about that. On the one hand. My shit doesn’t hurt anymore. However, I do miss having a huge dick. I’m just sorry I couldn’t take advantage of it. It doesn’t matter, though. Cause now. I can get to the real business. Now I can get back to trying to escape this hell hole and gettin’ my daughter back. I hate Mount Saint What the Fuck with a passion. I never hated a place more and I can’t wait to be free of it! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!