Hello friends of the Shakverse. This is Shakeem Winn. The creator of Dunkin Skids Book One: There Be Dragons web comic series. Just wanted to let you all know that in two weeks our favourite Mouse-Cat will have his own podcast! Now you can hear how Dunkin rants and raves in all his explicit splendor. Be there or be square and remember. Dunkin Skids lives forever!
The battle for young Dunkin’s soul rages on! Our hero has reservations about committing robbery once more. However, his friends are now ordering him to see the dastardly deed done. Shakeem Winn and Mythic Eye Publications presents part 2 of the Birth of an Asshole saga! Remember. Always remember. Dunkin Skids lives forever!
Here we fucking go again! Dragon is back and he won’t leave me alone. Oh lord. He’s got my taste buds a buzzing for the dope again. Oh shit! I need a fix. Worse than that, my balls are tickling me as well. It all started when I saw this new patient in “What the Fuck I ain’t gonna lie. She looks like she’s hurtin’ for a motherfucking squirtin’! (laugh out loud) All seriousness. I gotta’ keep shit together so, I can get my daughter back. It’s fucking hard, though. All I wanna do is fuck, get high and fuck some more. Man. It ain’t easy being Dunkin Skids! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!
I saw the psychologist again. It’s been awhile. I heard she didn’t wanna’ see me because I had “Bumpey Dick.” I heard it gave her a case of nausea. Well, get over it lady! Better yet. Get over yourself! you wasn’t the one walking around with it. I was! The bitch just needs to do her job and help me get Kim back! She’d better. If she knows whats good for her. This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant.
My case of “Bumpey Dick” is gone. I have mixed feelings about that. On the one hand. My shit doesn’t hurt anymore. However, I do miss having a huge dick. I’m just sorry I couldn’t take advantage of it. It doesn’t matter, though. Cause now. I can get to the real business. Now I can get back to trying to escape this hell hole and gettin’ my daughter back. I hate Mount Saint What the Fuck with a passion. I never hated a place more and I can’t wait to be free of it! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!
Dunkin and his peers move towards committing a robbery and making the biggest mistake of there lives. Dunkin wants to turn back. You can see it in his face but, Dragon is steering him one way and his friends are steering him in that same direction of self destruction. Shakeem Winn and Mythic Eye Publications presents the next chapter in Dunkin Skids Book One. Enjoy and remember; Dunkin Skids lives forever!