The battle for young Dunkin’s soul rages on! Our hero has reservations about committing robbery once more. However, his friends are now ordering him to see the dastardly deed done. Shakeem Winn and Mythic Eye Publications presents part 2 of the Birth of an Asshole saga! Remember. Always remember. Dunkin Skids lives forever!
Here we fucking go again! Dragon is back and he won’t leave me alone. Oh lord. He’s got my taste buds a buzzing for the dope again. Oh shit! I need a fix. Worse than that, my balls are tickling me as well. It all started when I saw this new patient in “What the Fuck I ain’t gonna lie. She looks like she’s hurtin’ for a motherfucking squirtin’! (laugh out loud) All seriousness. I gotta’ keep shit together so, I can get my daughter back. It’s fucking hard, though. All I wanna do is fuck, get high and fuck some more. Man. It ain’t easy being Dunkin Skids! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!
I saw the psychologist again. It’s been awhile. I heard she didn’t wanna’ see me because I had “Bumpey Dick.” I heard it gave her a case of nausea. Well, get over it lady! Better yet. Get over yourself! you wasn’t the one walking around with it. I was! The bitch just needs to do her job and help me get Kim back! She’d better. If she knows whats good for her. This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant.
My case of “Bumpey Dick” is gone. I have mixed feelings about that. On the one hand. My shit doesn’t hurt anymore. However, I do miss having a huge dick. I’m just sorry I couldn’t take advantage of it. It doesn’t matter, though. Cause now. I can get to the real business. Now I can get back to trying to escape this hell hole and gettin’ my daughter back. I hate Mount Saint What the Fuck with a passion. I never hated a place more and I can’t wait to be free of it! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!
Dunkin and his peers move towards committing a robbery and making the biggest mistake of there lives. Dunkin wants to turn back. You can see it in his face but, Dragon is steering him one way and his friends are steering him in that same direction of self destruction. Shakeem Winn and Mythic Eye Publications presents the next chapter in Dunkin Skids Book One. Enjoy and remember; Dunkin Skids lives forever!
It’s been two weeks now and I haven’t gotten a chance to properly treat my case of Bumpy-Dick yet! Everyday my cock gets more swollen. At this point, it looks like a huge, pig, sausage. How the hell can I walk around Mount Saint What the Fuck with a dick the size of Godzilla. Every-time I take a step; the damn thing swings from left to right like fucking jump rope! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!
Dunkin is about to make a fatal move. Peer pressure has Dunkin Skids by the balls. He doesn’t want to rob or steal but, he needs to be accepted by his peers so badly that, he’s willing to forego his morals. This triggers the first manifestation of Dragon and the next step towards Dunkin becoming the mental mess we know today. Shakeem Winn presents part 10 of the Origins saga.
Goddamnit! I done fucked around with one of these chicks at “Mount Saint What the Fuck”and got a mean case of “Bumpey-Dick!” It’s an STD that’s been going all around Goddamn City. The Whores of the town have been spreading this shit around like wild flower. Let me tell you. There’s alotta’ chicks in this asylum that, used to be strung out prostitutes. Damn, this wayward dick of mines! Now I got speed knots all over my cock! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!