Goddamnit! I done fucked around with one of these chicks at “Mount Saint What the Fuck”and got a mean case of “Bumpey-Dick!” It’s an STD that’s been going all around Goddamn City. The Whores of the town have been spreading this shit around like wild flower. Let me tell you. There’s alotta’ chicks in this asylum that, used to be strung out prostitutes. Damn, this wayward dick of mines! Now I got speed knots all over my cock! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!
Dragon was fucking with me again this week. It immediately started after they put me amongst the population. The monster had me by the balls and was calling out to me. I ain’t gonna’ lie. I’ve been seriously thinking about getting high. My stomach’s been churning like butter, I been sweating my ass off and shittin’ bricks. Dragon’s got me in his grip again. I’m in deep shit!