So, let me tell you all about some bullshit that happened to me today. I had to tell my doctor to go fuck off! The son of a bitch deserved it. He doesn’t listen to me at all. The motherfucker literally fell asleep as I was telling him my problems. What a douchebag. I can’t wait to get the hell outta’ here! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant.
Kiss my ass Dragon! I told you to stop fucking with me. I’m done with the dope. I’m not going back to that life again! Do you understand me asshole? Huh! If not, too fucking bad! I got better things to think about like my little girl. Leave me alone and stay the hell out my life! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!
I had to tell Dragon to shut the fuck up! The dude just won’t leave me the hell alone. I got him some what under control. Although, I still think about getting high. I’m able to keep those desires at bay. Kim is the only thing that matters right now. I have to get her back. This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!
Okay. So, what the fuck?! I been up in this mental hospital for six months and, still no word on Kim. Why?! I did everything they asked me to do. I’ve gone to all my rehab meetings. It’s been a struggle but, I’m doing good. What do these people want me to do? Slice open a vein and sign a never to do heroin again contract in blood! This has been another Dunkin Skids Random Rant!
So, check this shit out. I’m in Mt. Saint What the Fuck, right? Minding my own business. When all of a sudden, this Calcutta-looking-motherfucker comes up to me and literally asks me to get high with him. I said. “Yo! Hamey, Kamey-Ha. What makes you think I wanna get high?” He told me, I had the look of the junkie in my eyes. Now, I’m not gonna’ lie. I almost slapped the shit outta’ him for saying that. I hate it when dudes or chicks try to read my ass like, they got me all figured out. I was tempted, though. I ain’t gonna’ front. Fucking Kamey, Hamey-Ha.
Hello friends of the Shakverse. This is Shakeem Winn. The creator of Dunkin Skids Book One: There Be Dragons web comic series. Just wanted to let you all know that in two weeks our favourite Mouse-Cat will have his own podcast! Now you can hear how Dunkin rants and raves in all his explicit splendor. Be there or be square and remember. Dunkin Skids lives forever!
The battle for young Dunkin’s soul rages on! Our hero has reservations about committing robbery once more. However, his friends are now ordering him to see the dastardly deed done. Shakeem Winn and Mythic Eye Publications presents part 2 of the Birth of an Asshole saga! Remember. Always remember. Dunkin Skids lives forever!